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DESCRIPTION
Cold Beer. Dirty Minds. Questionable Decisions.
Some like their beer cold. Others like their cooter tight. We ain't here to judge — we're just here to make sure everybody knows where you stand.
The I Like My Cooter Tight Patch Hat from Bad Ass Hat Co. puts a hilariously inappropriate spin on the iconic look of America's favorite cold, mountain-inspired brew. Featuring a familiar vintage beer-inspired design with a dirty little twist, this hat is guaranteed to turn heads, raise eyebrows, and get a few laughs before you've even cracked open your first cold one.
Whether you're raising hell at the honky-tonk, crushing cold ones at the lake, tailgating with the boys, or making questionable decisions at your favorite dive bar, this hat delivers the kind of adult humor that pairs perfectly with a cold beer and absolutely zero shame.
Available Hat Styles:
- Classic Trucker
- 7 Panel
- Flat Bill
- Performance
- Flat Bill Rope
- Two-Tone Twill
Why You'll Love It:
- Hilarious adult humor with a classic beer-inspired design
- Guaranteed conversation starter at bars, parties, and tailgates
- Available in six different hat styles to match your kind of trouble
- Perfect gift for your buddy with a dirty mind and a drinking problem
Keep Your Beer Cold, Your Humor Dirty, And Your Cooter Tight.
Bad Ass Hat Co. — Bad Ass Hats For Damn Good Times.
Spend $75 and get free US Shipping!
Please allow 1-2 business days to process your order for shipping.
We offer easy returns & exchanges!
All products are decorated and shipped in Gulf Shores, AL.
Backed by a 92% five star rating.

