Easily Distracted By Tits & Tacos Patch Hat

DESCRIPTION

Two Things Worth Losing Focus Over.

Some guys have their priorities straight. Others are easily distracted by tits and tacos. If you're the kind of guy who appreciates a nice rack and a loaded taco, this hat was made for your degenerate ass.

The Easily Distracted By Tits & Tacos Patch Hat brings together two of life's greatest pleasures in one badass design. Perfect for taco Tuesdays, tailgates, bachelor parties, country concerts, or just letting the world know exactly where your attention span goes to die.

Whether you're chasing tacos, checking out the scenery, or doing a little of both, this hat has you covered.

Available Hat Styles:

• Classic Trucker – The everyday badass essential.
• 7 Panel – A modern fit with serious attitude.
• Flat Bill – Bold style for zero-filter personalities.
• Performance – Lightweight comfort for your questionable adventures.
• Flat Bill Rope – A little retro, a lot of badass.
• Two-Tone Twill – Classic looks with a dirty sense of humor.

Bad Ass Hats For Damn Good Times.

Warning: Wearing this hat will not improve your attention span. Especially on Taco Tuesday.